Hello, normal people! Salutations from the world of SCIENCE. When you picture a scientist, what do you think of? Lab coat? Goggles? Social awkwardness? You are not far off! We work in a lab, and we are full to the brim with social awkwardness, one component of which, you would think, is having no idea how to dress. However, NOT ALL OF US ARE BAD DRESSERS! Some of us are terrible dressers.
Case in point: one of our co-workers is unusually preppy. He wears a polo shirt almost every day of the week. A green polo. A pink polo. A purple polo. Each marked with that little polo-playing guy raising his stick or bat or whatever you call it in the Ralph Lauren stamp of prepproval.
As a scientific endeavor, we have challenged him to begin wearing these shirts every day. For the rest of the year. Indefinitely, actually. Join us, The Scientists, in our experiment to see how many pastel polos it takes before those little horse-riding f*ckers enter his dreams and drive him slowly insane.
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