9/21/2010: Woah, Double Polo

Woah, that's a full polo.

Woah! Double polo!

DOUBLE POLO ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!!
WOOOOOO! Woaaaaahhhh!

And it's starting to look like a TRIPLE POLO!

Woahhhh! Woooooo!

I think I might cry. PS, that is the baddest f*cking polo we have ever seen.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN??

(For all you meme-illiterate boobs, here's the joke.)

9/13/2010-9/15/2010: Preppy Scientist at Preppy Science Conference

The PS is currently attending an important science conference for science. Therefore, there have been no posts for this part of the week. PS will return tomorrow, though. Hopefully wearing 3 extra polo shirts to make up for the days he missed. Popped collar x 4, anyone?

9/10/2010: Casual Friday Lavender Shirt

Seen here doing the Fonzie "Ehhhhhhh!" pose, PS sports his ultra pastel lavender Polo.

Although his thumbs-up clearly indicates relaxation and the ability to turn on a jukebox by punching it, others in the lab are clearly working hard in the background. PS isn't going to apologize for his cool-dude attitude. Mainly because he can't. "I'm s-s-s-s-sooo. S-s-s-s-sooor. Ssss."

Esoteric Happy Days references, anyone? Preppy Scientist is off to see if Polo makes a leather jacket and motorcycle so he can jump a shark off of his sailboat.

9/9/2010: The Angry Red Shirt

Today is an angry day for the PS. He realized that Fischer Scientific did not sell argyle-colored erlenmeyer flasks. Not having his argyle causes the PS to go into a preppy funk.

Preppy scientist is angry, and so he dons his angry red shirt. Preppy scientist will smash. Preppy scientist will stab you with his P200 pipet, which he was also unable to obtain in argyle. To console him, we pointed out that the pipet was navy and white, like the sailboats from yesterday's post. This seemed to cheer him up. Now he's off to order multicolored loading dye so that his agarose gel will run in pinstripes.

9/8/2010 addendum: ironic whale belt

We were about to sign off for the day when we realized that the PS was wearing this jewel of fashion:

Seen here posing like the cowboy he is clearly not, the PS sports a whale/sailboat belt. Yes, that is right. Not only whales, but also sailboats.

We found this belt ironic because, as you can see, PS is not a whale at all. Rather, he appears malnourished because his Polos are sucking the life energy from him each day. How else do you think those colors stay so bright? Color-safe Tide? Fools.

9/8/2010: The Sunny Yellow T-Shirt

This morning there was rain. There was rain so loud, that the thunder set off car alarms.

In an apparent attempt to be ironic, the PS donned this sunny yellow shirt:

The shirt was so bright, in fact, that it signaled its cousin, the sun. We imagine the conversation went something like this.

Shirt: Hey, sun, what's up?
Sun: Aw man, I went out so hard last night. Leave me alone.
Shirt: Come on, dude, look at me. I have to shine brightly despite being worn by this wayyy preppy guy, and that is coming from ME, a Polo shirt. Don't leave me hanging!
Sun: Okay fine let me find some aspirin...

And now the sun shines brightly. Hooray! Thank you, PS and bright yellow Polo.

9/7/2010: The Kelly Green Polo

Here is the preppy scientist wearing his preppy shirt of the day.

After much debate, and a brief consultation of this survey, we determined that the color of the Preppy Shirt of the Day was Kelly Green.

What exactly is Kelly Green?

A google image search of "kelly green" turns up the following:

Although the presumed origins of "Kelly" Green are Irish, we prefer to believe that the term comes from the girl in the wawa sweatshirt, pictured above, whose name is most certainly Kelly. We strongly suspect that Preppy Scientist's choice of Kelly Green shirt indicates his desire to become romantically involved with this keenly sweatshirted lady. If you are Kelly, please contact that blog so that the preppy scientist can find his one true love.